Hahah! Goofball Brooke Rollins of Glen Rose/Somervell County, in role as Secretary of Agriculture, suggests Americans save money by eating a $3 meal.

What was this meal she thinks is good for people? A piece of chicken, a piece of broccoli, a corn tortilla and a carrot.

What cracks me up is that her department ran over 1000 simulations, were there live people actually eating these meals or did it just take that many simulations to get it down to $3 a meal. Now I want to see her eat that meal for every instance for a month with cameras watching. Would she feed her mother, Helen Kerwin, that meal every day every mealtime?

*A* piece of broccoli? Has Brooke Rollins ever eaten a meal?

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— Mike Masnick (@mmasnick.bsky.social) January 14, 2026 at 11:00 PM

The Trump regime's affordability plan has finally arrived

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— MeidasTouch (@meidastouch.com) January 15, 2026 at 9:32 PM

And hey, isn’t it strange that Rollins and Bush are trying to push whole milk, WHICH IS NOT INCLUDED IN THIS STARVATION MEAL, probably took the price over $3 bucks.

I just had a piece of chicken, a piece of broccoli, and a tortilla for dinner, and I'm still hungry.

— Gary1955 (@gary1955.bsky.social) January 15, 2026 at 4:04 PM

Fox Business: For just $3, Agriculture Department Secretary Brooke Rollins said that a person can buy "a piece of chicken, a piece of broccoli, a corn tortilla, and one other thing." The USDA came up with the meal plan after running "more than 1,000 simulations." #ProudBlue #Pinks #SheShed

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— LA Blue Dot in GA 🌊🐸 (@namwella1961.bsky.social) January 15, 2026 at 11:58 AM

I went to Texas A&M, same as Brooke Rollins. Then I spent alot of time in South Texas as a Naval Aviator. I NEVER heard of broccoli on a taco…or anything Mexican. JFC….when did Texas A&M go to shit?

— Chuck Mamzic (@cardcatcher.bsky.social) January 16, 2026 at 2:45 AM

One piece of Chicken. One piece of Broccoli. One corn tortilla. One other item. For you. For us:

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— TheRoadie. (@roadie63.bsky.social) January 16, 2026 at 10:23 AM

Side note: Here is Brooke Rollins yesterday putting Trump to sleep

Trump fell asleep again today at the White House.

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— Amee Vanderpool (@girlsreallyrule.bsky.social) January 14, 2026 at 3:05 PM

AND Civics lesson when the guy running the presidency is a too old grumpa

🚨HOLY SHIT: Trump fell asleep right in the middle of the meeting and it looks like the little girl noticed:

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— CALL TO ACTIVISM (@calltoactivism.bsky.social) January 14, 2026 at 3:45 PM

Enjoy your MAHA-approved affordable dinner during the Golden Age. It’s your patriotic duty to ration and fight inflation for Dear Leader. The nation is counting on you.

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— Ron Filipkowski (@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social) January 15, 2026 at 8:18 PM

JD Vance: “I happen to believe that middle-class Americans should be able to afford a nice steak on a Friday night.” Brooke Rollins: “How about a piece of chicken, a piece of broccoli, a corn tortilla, and one other thing?”

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— Hoodlum 🇺🇸 (@nothoodlum.bsky.social) January 17, 2026 at 9:37 AM