I suppose it doesn’t occur to any *christians* that are mad at being made fun of or not taken seriously, even despite their persecution complex, that they deserve it because they’re ridiculous
A Christian man at the Capitol confronted and accused the Artemis astronauts of lying about going to space… h/t @patriottakes.bsky.social
— Christian Nightmares (@christiannightmare.bsky.social) May 21, 2026 at 11:34 AM
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Wow! This guy is a creep and an apologist. I hope all Texas teachers will point out that Paxton is THE example of “Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery’
Ken Paxton has been indicted, impeached, and repeatedly accused of adultery but Christian nationalist MAGA cultist Lance Wallnau claims that Paxton has "learned from his wicked way" and therefore Christians must vote for him because he's "a fighter" and "the real deal": "That's just the way it is."
— Right Wing Watch (@rightwingwatch.bsky.social) May 21, 2026 at 12:19 PM
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Former leader of 'ex-gay' Christian ministry arrested for soliciting sex from a minor www.advocate.com/news/crime/e…
— Christian Nightmares (@christiannightmare.bsky.social) May 20, 2026 at 10:07 AM
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ICYMIπ
— Christian Nightmares (@christiannightmare.bsky.social) May 19, 2026 at 12:27 PM
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Iβm pretty sure this would have foiled the whole Christianity thingβ¦
— Christian Nightmares (@christiannightmare.bsky.social) May 19, 2026 at 8:34 AM
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$1.7 billion of our taxpayer dollars to "compensate" Trump allies, including January 6 insurrectionists! January 6 Was a Violent Insurrection. Don't Let Trump Rewrite History christiannightmares.substack.com/p/january-6-…
— Christian Nightmares (@christiannightmare.bsky.social) May 19, 2026 at 7:29 AM
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Here's anti-gay evangelist Lou Engle in 2013 prophesying that 100,000 ex-gay preachers will rise up and that some of them will heal people with AIDS. This Sunday, May 17th, he'll be a featured speaker at Trump's Christian Nationalist 'Rededicate 250' Prayer and Worship Rally.
— Christian Nightmares (@christiannightmare.bsky.social) May 15, 2026 at 11:00 AM
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Jesus Christ…
— Christian Nightmares (@christiannightmare.bsky.social) May 14, 2026 at 12:12 PM
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Complete with a golden calf
"The taxpayer-funded event seems to be at odds with the First Amendment to the Constitutionβs establishment clause, which is supposed to guard against a state religion, and has senior members of the government participating." newrepublic.com/post/210378/… via @newrepublic.com
— Christian Nightmares (@christiannightmare.bsky.social) May 14, 2026 at 11:25 AM
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Texas can now enforce the law requiring a poster of the Ten Commandments in every public school classroom. Ken Paxton says itβs a victory for the βmoral valuesβ of Texas. He broke commandments 7, 9, and 10 when he cheated on his wife. www.houstonpublicmedia.org/articles/edu…
— KDππππΊπΈ (@kdnerak33.bsky.social) April 22, 2026 at 8:02 AM
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Trump is a goober
[YOUTH PASTOR VOICE]: "… and do you know who else was a vegan?" <blinks and stares at camera for 5 solid second before nodding> "… that's right, kids! Adolf Hitler."
— πππ βππ€π₯π π£πͺ π π βππππ βπ ππππ€π₯ (@thoc.creator.blue) May 20, 2026 at 8:57 AM
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Illinois pastor Douglas Overmyer, 51, is charged with sharing child pornography. Led an outdoor youth ministry for boys. For a video of an underage girl & an adult male, No Plea Deals Class X felony. 6 to 30 years. Jury trial requested. #SilenceIsBetrayal
— Trial Junkie (@trialjunkies.bsky.social) May 19, 2026 at 1:31 AM
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The face of an enabler. Cowardice. Capitulation..need I go on?? π€¬π₯Ίππ₯π€·π»ββοΈπ€¦π»ββοΈππ©·π
— allie10.bsky.social (@allie10.bsky.social) May 17, 2026 at 4:51 AM
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